Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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Things my parents need to understand
I don't like to be touched: "that includes hugging and tapping me on the shoulder
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I spend all day in my bed when I am home: "I'm too sad to do anything but lay there "
Many of my friends don't seem to care about me: "wonder why I spend my weekends at home? "
Comments you make hurt: "that includes the jokes "
I don't like to clean my room: "the messiness is my organization "
You tell me I need to eat better: "it feels like you're calling me fat "
You tell me I won't be able to have success: "I think that's a given "
You have no confidence in me: "I have none in me too "
You make me feel like shit: "I already feel that way"
I spend all day in my bed when I am home: "I'm too sad to do anything but lay there "
Many of my friends don't seem to care about me: "wonder why I spend my weekends at home? "
Comments you make hurt: "that includes the jokes "
I don't like to clean my room: "the messiness is my organization "
You tell me I need to eat better: "it feels like you're calling me fat "
You tell me I won't be able to have success: "I think that's a given "
You have no confidence in me: "I have none in me too "
You make me feel like shit: "I already feel that way"
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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